FwXer

One who ownz over all.

Fred ownz over SMHS. He is a damn FwXer

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

faxer

A dimwit. A moron. An idiot. Specifically related to office coworkers. Someone so stupid that they still believe that faxing is a viable communication method in the modern business world and that is one of their better ideas.

Jesus, did you hear what Bob suggested during our morning meeting? I thought he was going to be fired on the spot. What a fucking faxer.

by Lumber9 October 1, 2018

fixer-downer

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.

Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."

by stockman09 January 7, 2008

Foxers

FOXERS is a loungewear/lingerie company that was founded in 2007 by April Spring. It has grown from the first styles of women's underwear with the men's boxer waistband, to many styles that bridge sleepwear and loungewear.

When wearing FOXERS, you might be asked "Are you wearing boxer shorts?" You can proudly answer, "not boxers, FOXERS!"

by Foxers October 7, 2015

Fixer

A fixer is someone hired or on the payroll of an illegal organization. They can be anything from a hit man to a person that "can get things done", usually illegal. An example of "getting things done" can be intimidating or getting rid of witnesses to a crime, or murdering someone for whatever reason. Very similar to a button man.

The mafia had a fixer deal with the witness to a high profile murder.
hitman button man

by pulse.101 May 9, 2016

Fixer Upper

Something that is dire need of repair, but is more of a hobby to fix rather then a job.

"This house is a real Fixer Upper."

by DJ April 25, 2005

Fixer

The man or woman who knows where to get items of dubious legal status. A mixture Fence, Scalper, and Concierge. Managers, Handlers, Fixers, and Gofers all do basicly the same job.

"My Fixer got me a great deal on these tickets!"

by Lizzy D December 3, 2007