witness

King Lebron. Lebron James. What Lebron James has done for the city of Cleveland and the Cavaliers.

We are all witnesses.

by Matt Ammiller May 19, 2006

witness

Something Jehovah has too much of.

Christians don't go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003

witness

someone who stays around for a friend so they don't get kidnapped and or raped by a rando.

Margaret I will be your witness, that dude is mad shiesty.

by Margoballsacks May 19, 2010

witness

To check out, or look at members of the opposite sex; part of the teenage mating ritual; to look and lust over another human

Look! Those boys are witnessing us!

by Casey Jo June 15, 2003

witness

word, indeed

Person 1- I just got a new car Person 2- Witness.

by thetek November 03, 2003

witness

recognize and, in some cases, preach the gospel. See wordrecognize

let 'em know with a quickness, y'all better to witness.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Wit

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.

He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.

by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005