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diarrhetic wave

noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"

Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."

Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"

Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
by stockman09 February 14, 2010
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trans-collared

To be a white or blue-collared worker who feels trapped in the world of the other
Steve: "Brozay, why are you moving to the Poconos? The Wall Street lifestyle around here seems to suit you a lot better."
Dan: "Nah, not really. It's all show and airs and one-upmanship around here...I feel trans-collared, man. I'm basically a down to earth kind of guy trapped in a white-collared society."
by stockman09 January 12, 2009
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scoopable

Adj. Able to be scooped, grabbed or snatched.
Evan: "What do you think about buying XYZ stock here?"
Steve: "I think it's been hit by some tax-loss selling which makes it pretty scoopable. I like it."
by stockman09 December 18, 2010
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verbal volleyball

To argue back and forth with another, lobbing insults while doing so.
Nick: "Mary, we fucked, but I never promised you anything more, so stop being such a cunt."
Mary: "You're nothing but a two-timing low-life sign maker, Nick."
Nick: "If you want to continue this game of verbal volleyball, it'll have to be later, honey. I've gotta get to a meeting."
by stockman09 November 18, 2007
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weazelle

noun. A different pronunciation of the word weasel, when using it to describe someone.
Alex: "Brozay, did Kev ever give you back the fifty dollars he owes you?"
Mo: "Yeah, but he's still a weazelle in my book."
by stockman09 July 13, 2010
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dace

To receive a "D" as a grade. As receiving an "A" is referred to as an ace, a "D" is referred to as a dace.
Paul: "Carl, did you fuck up that chemistry test?"
Carl: "Well...not totally. I think I daced it."
by stockman09 January 13, 2008
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afrotic

Adj. Having an afro; pertaining to the curly, kinky style of one's hair
Evan: "Does Troy still have his afro?"
Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."
by stockman09 May 11, 2008
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