storyshop

Verb. To embellish a story to make it seem more interesting. Similar to what is done to photos, when they are photoshopped.

Tom: "Hey Joe, are you going to tell people how you almost caught that 20 lb. fish while you were on vacation?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"

by stockman09 July 29, 2012

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 12, 2010

brozay

Brozay derived from broesy. Either is a more familiar and friendly way of calling someone "bro". Brozay is only to be used while on good terms with a person, whereas bro can be used to get any guy's attention. If you're really tight with the person or he did something especially cool, the ZAY part of the word needs emphasis.

"Brozay, how've you been? Haven't seen you around...."
"Yo broZAY, way to score with that chick."

by stockman09 June 27, 2007

urbandictionaried

To have submitted and been approved for publication by urbandictionary.com

Tom: "Yo shitface, I just thought of a great word for urbandictionary.com. -"broesy"
Bill: "Get fukkin' real. I urbandictionaried that weeks ago."

by stockman09 August 03, 2007

how seventh grade

Phrase referring to the immaturity of another's statement, used as a put down.

Nick (to geek): "I didn't realize geeks smoked weed..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."

by stockman09 October 30, 2007

DND

Acronym for "Do Not Delete". Often used on Facebook or other public domains where people post.

Dan (after posting something somewhat crude on Kevin's wall): "Kevin, make sure you dnd, because you'll really piss me off if you do."
Kevin: "Ok, Okay."

by stockman09 December 20, 2010

defriend-happy

adj. Someone who, with the SLIGHTEST provocation, defriends someone on facebook, myspace, etc.

Josh: "Soc, why did you defriend me on Facebook?"
Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."

by stockman09 January 23, 2011