Definitions by stockman09

storyshop 

Verb. To embellish a story to make it seem more interesting. Similar to what is done to photos, when they are photoshopped.

Tom: "Hey Joe, are you going to tell people how you almost caught that 20 lb. fish while you were on vacation?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"

storyshop by stockman09 July 29, 2012

teenie 

noun. 1/16 of a point, when referred to the price of a stock. Before decimals were used in the stock market, stocks traded in sixteenths and eighths. 1/16 was referred to as a teenie.

Steve: "Yo brozay, how's MCZ doing?"
Phil: "Not badly. It's up a teenie."

teenie by stockman09 July 22, 2011

gayer than a box of birds 

adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree

Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."

gayer than a box of birds by stockman09 April 13, 2011

defriend-happy 

adj. Someone who, with the SLIGHTEST provocation, defriends someone on facebook, myspace, etc.

Josh: "Soc, why did you defriend me on Facebook?"
Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."

defriend-happy by stockman09 January 23, 2011

pucky

Interjection. Bullshit. Used to express disagreement.

Christian: "Where did Steve go? Where is he?"
Joe: "Why'd you have to go fuck HIM up for?"
Christian: "It was nothing. There was no reason for any of it."
Joe: "Oh, pucky! You had it out for him since day one. Now if you wanna know where he is, I wanna know why."

pucky by stockman09 January 23, 2011

TT 

Acronym for Tournament Tough, referring to someone who's mentally strong at what he does.

Peter: "You have a tough draw. You think you'll beat the first seed in the tennis tournament, brozay?"
Carl: "Of course. No one's TT like I am."

TT by stockman09 December 24, 2010

DND 

Acronym for "Do Not Delete". Often used on Facebook or other public domains where people post.

Dan (after posting something somewhat crude on Kevin's wall): "Kevin, make sure you dnd, because you'll really piss me off if you do."
Kevin: "Ok, Okay."

DND by stockman09 December 20, 2010