54 definitions by stockman09
(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.
Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
by stockman09 January 21, 2010
Evan: "What do you think about buying XYZ stock here?"
Steve: "I think it's been hit by some tax-loss selling which makes it pretty scoopable. I like it."
Steve: "I think it's been hit by some tax-loss selling which makes it pretty scoopable. I like it."
by stockman09 December 16, 2010
Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".
by stockman09 November 11, 2007
Brozay derived from broesy. Either is a more familiar and friendly way of calling someone "bro". Brozay is only to be used while on good terms with a person, whereas bro can be used to get any guy's attention. If you're really tight with the person or he did something especially cool, the ZAY part of the word needs emphasis.
by stockman09 June 5, 2007
The buttocks. The fleshy, cushiony, and sexually stimulating protrusions on both the male and female backsides, strategically located between the lower back and the hamstrings.
Daneesha: "Hey girl, check out mah man, Raj. Dag, that nigga's got some buttockals..."
Kaneesha: "I'm feelin' you, baby. Only person on this damn earth with finer ones is Serena...."
Kaneesha: "I'm feelin' you, baby. Only person on this damn earth with finer ones is Serena...."
by stockman09 August 10, 2007
Noun. An investor, usually in the stock market, who's hanging on to his stock, which has plummeted appreciably.
Mo: "Kevin, did you dump that piece of shit stock yet?"
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."
by stockman09 March 21, 2010
noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"
Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."
Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"
Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."
Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"
Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
by stockman09 February 14, 2010