Donnie's mother made him start taking showers when she realized he was a Fwerp, because he trying to make his own bubbles in the tub and sticking his face in them.
Also known as "fairy herpes" or the "glitter disease". This is when you get doused in glitter, and since glitter spreads, and fast, it spreads like herpes, starting with someone you hug, or bump into and they spread it to someone else.
John: Did you watch La La Land? It was a great movie!
Jessica: I did and it was! Looked like a lot of work went into it, so I bet Ryan Gosling was downright ferpooped after he finished filming La La Land.