Furgie

Someone who claims to be good at Destiny 2 but can only be a runner on gauntlet and is extremely incompetent

Don't be a Furgie
your an incompetent Furgie
you Furgie how can you not be a shooter

by Street_Pete November 9, 2017

Gamers vs. Furries

A war between the two global superpowers, Gamers and Furries. All was peaceful until early November 2018, when Furries invaded a few Gamer colonies. The Furries were clever, striking when the Gamers were weakest. During No Nut November. On November 10th, the war was officially declared and the chaos began. in the lands of TikTok there were soldiers fighting, dying, and mourning left and right. The war was focused primarily in America, but it soon started including many more countries.

Brave Soldier: The Gamers vs. Furries war has begun. Send reinforcements! We need backup!

by Dapper Boi November 26, 2018

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day

On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days

"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"

by anonynonmous December 18, 2020

Furnie

An attendee of Furnace Fest, a musical festival held in Birmingham Alabama at Sloss Furnace. Not to be confused with or considered less than, a Slossage

Hey Fellow Furnie, did you catch Turnstile at the shed stage last year? Epic

by Furnie4lyfe June 26, 2022

do a Fergie

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).

Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.

by Thevos January 10, 2022

Fergie's Watch

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.

If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.

by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010

DIrty Fergie "Office Style"

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.

Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!

by unlemongoose September 19, 2009