furgle

(verb)

1. to masturbate a man by jerking off his penis, OR if you are a man, to masturbate. women do not furgle, nor are they furgled.

2. to putter around loudly and ungracefully, making a lot of noise. to rumble around.

1. "I just spent all of friday night watching porn and furgling."

2. "Is dad home?"
"Yeah, I can hear him furgling around."

by leecon March 30, 2005

furgle

A fart sound mixed with a gurgle sound, formed by a large exodus of gas through the asscheeks.

After a night of eating a deep dish pizza loaded with onions and green peppers, Beth sat on the couch as we applauded the echo of the furgle that emerged from her ass.

by Regina Phlange September 5, 2013

furgle

someone who spends all day with a single girl and then lies to all of his friends about what they did all day by saying they were "watching a movie."

Brian Holmes is a prime example of a furgle.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

furgle

A cute gray button that is fat and small from a friend it is mostly worn on a jacket.

hey u have a furgle on your jacket.

by a cute turtle April 29, 2011

Furgle

To grab someone in a sensual way; to fondle

"I will furgle you balls"

by Pirate of Diction January 29, 2017

Furgle

cool purple guy with a top hat that is invincible and is superior to everyone and everything

“omg someone killed furgle”
“no they didn’t. furgle is invincible”

by furglee April 29, 2021

Furgle

The act of rummaging around inside a vagina (lady garden), often with forceps or speculum, usually but not exclusively, as a gynecologist or obstetrician.

Term hails from the Nottinghamshire area.

Must be for legitimate medical diagnostic purposes.

"Have a furgle around, see what you can find"

by El Tigre July 19, 2021