An awesome punk festival in Gainesville Fl where fat dudes with beards get drunk as fuck and listen to great bands.
"You going to fest this year?"
"Does the pope shit in the woods?"
"Um, i dunno, i presume he uses a normal commode like most people".
"....."
"Does the pope shit in the woods?"
"Um, i dunno, i presume he uses a normal commode like most people".
"....."
by readysteadyjedi October 10, 2007
Fest is the short form of Cringefest. Used by little-assed kids to describe the cringiness of a fellow human being’s actions.
A: “Seriously guys, what does fest mean, stop excluding me it’s making me insecure”
Student: “Like we care, fest.”
Student: “Like we care, fest.”
by a**n August 19, 2018
When you fest about, sitting about doing anything that results in you smelling, ie sex, masturbation, eating shit etc, doing nothing for long periods of time
this can be a group activity or on your own
this can be a group activity or on your own
by Mr Birling April 26, 2009
Probably the worst cigs you can buy, coming from belarus, costing only 1.20€ a pack , lots are imported to the UK.
Person 1 - "Lemme bum a smoke frlm that guy over there
Person 2 - "Wouldn't recommend it, he's smoking Fest
Person 2 - "Wouldn't recommend it, he's smoking Fest
by Equez August 16, 2018
An effective tactic commonly used by groups of males in a bar or club situation, whereby one intrepid member will use a 'come hither' or better still a hugging motion to group attractive females together and take back to the male group for chatting up. Tends to be very effective when both male and female groups have drank copious amounts of alcohol.
"Let's fest those ladies over there..."
"Derek fested a bunch of girl for us in Mansion last night,"
"Let's go out for some festivities tonight lad!"
"Derek fested a bunch of girl for us in Mansion last night,"
"Let's go out for some festivities tonight lad!"
by Davis Jr. April 23, 2008
Deathfest, ragefest, suckfest, sexfest, gayfest, idiotfest, assholefest, fuckmefest. You get the point.
by Hizzo April 16, 2004
A 3 day festival in Gainesville, Florida where over 200 bands are invited to play in 18+ venues around the town. 40 times better than Warped Tour, 40 times less commercialized.
by btmindustry July 19, 2009