fergie 

To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.

I fergied her 'til her eyes rolled up.

fergie by Urban Observer December 26, 2008

fergie 

One who partakes in singing songs in which they are the main subject; egotistical.

That loser wouldn't stop talking about himself! He is SUCH a fergie.

fergie by J-Don March 27, 2007

Fergie 

A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man

Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"

Fergie by Canadian_86 May 14, 2008

fergie 

A singer and performer that loves to sing about having her "box eaten out"

Dang Fergie likes oral!

fergie by The BAC October 8, 2007

Fergie 

The used condoms on the bedroom floor.

You really need to pick up your fergies. You can't walk across the bedroom without having them stick to your feet.

Pick up that fergie on your way to the bathroom, and flush it.

Fergie by hillbilly90210 July 20, 2010

Fergie 

A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man

Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"

Fergie by Canadian_86 May 19, 2008

Fergie 

Something awesome but ruined by one tragic flaw.

Fergie's awesome body is countered by Fergie's tragic face; thus her face is her Fergie.

Fergie by Maurice tacobell July 5, 2011