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Watch Salesman 1: How can we get more than $15 for this watch?
Watch Salesman 2: Add 4 zeroes on to the end of the price, and call it a timepiece.
Watch Salesman 1: Brilliant!
by SailorMeeko December 19, 2006
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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(n) an older person who is attractive. Similar to dime piece, cougar, MILF, etc.
I brought my timepiece to the party
by justintimberlake2 February 12, 2020
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A label given to a post on any social network (ex. Instagram ) that has more likes ( or reblogs or retweets ) than the amount of time it has been posted for.
"Bro, I posted a picture on Instagram like 5 minutes ago and it has almost 600 likes."

"Man, that's such a timepiece!"
by theColeTrain4 February 21, 2014
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