Funloader 

A cynical person who works in the back room of Wal-Mart, wasting his/her life away unloading trucks and trying to find a reason to be motivated. Usually very sarcastic and spiteful.

Funloader 1: "i'm having so much fun at this job that I'm going to start telling people that I'm a Funloader instead of an unloader"

Funloader 2: "that will never catch on man"

Funloader 1: "just shut up and keep funloading the truck"

Funloader by JurassicJake August 10, 2010

Gunloader 

Someone who constantly manipulates & uses lesser minded souls as puppets to achieve hillarious results avoiding blame & consequence,Loading the gun but not firing it!!

Gunloader "Do i know that Moose over there?"

Jim "No but Tim does hahaha"

Tim "fuck off Jim"

Gunloader "hahaha"

Gunloader by Gunloader September 19, 2011

unloader 

A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.

Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader!
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**

unloader by Jwall September 17, 2006

Furloaded 

The practice of U.S. Government non-essential employees and contractors spending their furlough days getting drunk

I'm a non-essential employee of the Department of Agriculture and since I'm not allowed to go to work today, I'm going to get a case of beer and get furloaded.

Furloaded by Firebrand deluxe October 4, 2013

Furloafer 

A furloafer is a person who is taking advantage of the coronavirus furlough scheme to do very little.

Chris is spending his furlough time just loafing around the house watching telly and drinking beer. He has become a total furloafer.

Furloafer by Jollyer May 26, 2020

Fryloader 

The person who thinks that they're entitled to the french fries of everyone in the group, and thusly never orders them for himself while eating away everyone else's.

Daniel: let's go to In-N-Out
Andy: only if Tony promises not to be a fryloader
...
Nathan: I got two orders of fries! Where did they all go?
Tony: *snicker*

Fryloader by dcicourelh May 14, 2008

Founloaded 

To have found something on the internet, and immediately thereafter downloaded it.
A verb used only in the past-tense
Used esp. with songs, pictures, pornography etc.

Hey, I founloaded those songs you were telling me about yesterday. They were awesome!

Founloaded by the god of stuff December 14, 2009