Fanooder is when the butthole and vagina become one body part and you can poop and pee out of the same hole
I had tacobell this evening and tried to have intercourse with my boyfriend. As he entered my fanooder, I ended up pooping all my Taco Bell on his penis.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.