Someone who constantly manipulates & uses lesser minded souls as puppets to achieve hillarious results avoiding blame & consequence,Loading the gun but not firing it!!
A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.
Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader!
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**
A cynical person who works in the back room of Wal-Mart, wasting his/her life away unloading trucks and trying to find a reason to be motivated. Usually very sarcastic and spiteful.
Funloader 1: "i'm having so much fun at this job that I'm going to start telling people that I'm a Funloader instead of an unloader"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.