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A person is disenfrantchised when they can no longer rant about a particular issue because that issue has ended.
Old Dave at the pub is very unhappy he's been disenfrantchised; he was always ranting about how they should bring back National Service and now they have.
by Jollyer June 8, 2015
Get the disenfrantchised mug.I was at the pizza restaurant and saw this man who looked exactly the same as you but carrying 150 extra pounds, you have a doppleblobber!
by Jollyer June 25, 2015
Get the Doppleblobber mug.A Vehicklian is someone who only eats meat from animals killed by vehicles or "roadkill" as it is colloquially known.
Cletus survives on a purely Vehicklian diet. His trailer is next to Route 66 so he has an constant supply of free meat; rabbit, possum, coyote, squirrel and the odd mountain lion.
by Jollyer May 31, 2019
Get the vehicklian mug.To force someone to leave your house / bar / party because they have overstayed their welcome or to see off dysfunctional local youths disrupting your neighbourhood by playing Barry Manilow tunes at them.
There were some kids around our street the other day, causing all sorts of trouble. I thought I would Manilize them by blasting out some "Mandy" and it worked. They left without taking.
by Jollyer May 16, 2019
Get the Manilize mug.A furloafer is a person who is taking advantage of the coronavirus furlough scheme to do very little.
Chris is spending his furlough time just loafing around the house watching telly and drinking beer. He has become a total furloafer.
by Jollyer May 26, 2020
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My back has gone totally, I'm off work and claiming sickness benefit, I'm on the stick for the foreseeable future.
by Jollyer August 17, 2016
Get the On the stick mug.A lycra-wearing cyclist who shape changes into a bicycle-riding wolf when there's a full moon. They then randomly break off wing mirrors and shout abuse at motorists who they think have wronged them.
The other night I was just minding my own business, sat at the traffic lights, and some passing lycranthrope broke off my wing mirror and implied that I indulge in self-abuse! Must be a full moon again.
by Jollyer December 6, 2020
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