Furloafer

A furloafer is a person who is taking advantage of the coronavirus furlough scheme to do very little.

Chris is spending his furlough time just loafing around the house watching telly and drinking beer. He has become a total furloafer.

by Jollyer May 26, 2020

Funloader

A cynical person who works in the back room of Wal-Mart, wasting his/her life away unloading trucks and trying to find a reason to be motivated. Usually very sarcastic and spiteful.

Funloader 1: "i'm having so much fun at this job that I'm going to start telling people that I'm a Funloader instead of an unloader"

Funloader 2: "that will never catch on man"

Funloader 1: "just shut up and keep funloading the truck"

by JurassicJake August 10, 2010

Furloaded

The practice of U.S. Government non-essential employees and contractors spending their furlough days getting drunk

I'm a non-essential employee of the Department of Agriculture and since I'm not allowed to go to work today, I'm going to get a case of beer and get furloaded.

by Firebrand deluxe October 4, 2013

A Foot Fetish Furlonger

Foot Festish Furlonger is a title bestowed to human beings who indulge in Foot Fetish Porn and deny the act of viewing such pornography.

Friend 1: Hey bro was that foot porn on your computer bro?

Friend 2: Nah man no way. I aint like that.

Friend 1: Bro.. Dont be a Foot Fetish Furlonger..

by Mad Cvnt September 22, 2019