Furloafer 

A furloafer is a person who is taking advantage of the coronavirus furlough scheme to do very little.

Chris is spending his furlough time just loafing around the house watching telly and drinking beer. He has become a total furloafer.

Furloafer by Jollyer May 26, 2020

Funloader 

A cynical person who works in the back room of Wal-Mart, wasting his/her life away unloading trucks and trying to find a reason to be motivated. Usually very sarcastic and spiteful.

Funloader 1: "i'm having so much fun at this job that I'm going to start telling people that I'm a Funloader instead of an unloader"

Funloader 2: "that will never catch on man"

Funloader 1: "just shut up and keep funloading the truck"

Funloader by JurassicJake August 10, 2010

Furloaded 

The practice of U.S. Government non-essential employees and contractors spending their furlough days getting drunk

I'm a non-essential employee of the Department of Agriculture and since I'm not allowed to go to work today, I'm going to get a case of beer and get furloaded.

Furloaded by Firebrand deluxe October 4, 2013

A Foot Fetish Furlonger 

Foot Festish Furlonger is a title bestowed to human beings who indulge in Foot Fetish Porn and deny the act of viewing such pornography.

Friend 1: Hey bro was that foot porn on your computer bro?

Friend 2: Nah man no way. I aint like that.

Friend 1: Bro.. Dont be a Foot Fetish Furlonger..

A Foot Fetish Furlonger by Mad Cvnt September 22, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019