Furloaded

The practice of U.S. Government non-essential employees and contractors spending their furlough days getting drunk

I'm a non-essential employee of the Department of Agriculture and since I'm not allowed to go to work today, I'm going to get a case of beer and get furloaded.

by Firebrand deluxe October 4, 2013

Funloader

A cynical person who works in the back room of Wal-Mart, wasting his/her life away unloading trucks and trying to find a reason to be motivated. Usually very sarcastic and spiteful.

Funloader 1: "i'm having so much fun at this job that I'm going to start telling people that I'm a Funloader instead of an unloader"

Funloader 2: "that will never catch on man"

Funloader 1: "just shut up and keep funloading the truck"

by JurassicJake August 10, 2010

Furloafer

A furloafer is a person who is taking advantage of the coronavirus furlough scheme to do very little.

Chris is spending his furlough time just loafing around the house watching telly and drinking beer. He has become a total furloafer.

by Jollyer May 26, 2020

furloined

Gut wrenched sad hopeless

I feel so furloined

by Dutch girl 69 July 15, 2019

Founloaded

To have found something on the internet, and immediately thereafter downloaded it.
A verb used only in the past-tense
Used esp. with songs, pictures, pornography etc.

Hey, I founloaded those songs you were telling me about yesterday. They were awesome!

by the god of stuff December 14, 2009

Furlowed

Drinking and doing cocaine just enough to be late for work enough times that they fire you.

Todd just couldn’t stop drinking and doing coke so he ended up getting furlowed from the store.

by Tigerzebra October 27, 2020