Fuckwise

1.) Used to denote a direction that is highly unfortunate for the the traveler.

2.) The direction of downtown Detroit from wherever you are.

3.) Adverb: Just generally bad.

1.) Guy: "He just stole your car!", Fucked person: "Which way did he go?", "Fuckwise!"

2.) Guy in Ann Arbor: "Dude, which way's Detroit?", Other guy: *points east* "Fuckwise"

3.) After a hard exam: "That exam fucked me fuckwise!"

by jlarg October 22, 2009

Fuckwise

Adjective used to denote an object, device, or system which has inexplicably gone horribly wrong.

John: dude can you give a lift this morning?
Anna: nah my truck’s gone fuckwise and I’ve not had time to fix it, I’m taking the bus today

by fickityfack September 14, 2020

Fuckwipe

A stupid asswipe, who in addition to their wanton stupidity has a a severe superiority complex.
Often exemplified in the Baby Boomer generation, but a fuckwipe can be part of any race, gender, age group, or socioeconomic class.

See that guy screaming at the fast-food clerk for not giving him a senior discount? He's a total fuckwipe.

by Fedora Jack October 27, 2015

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery

You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery

by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

FuckWife

Similar in context to "WorkWife", "FuckWife" is the term used to describe the woman with whom you're having kinky, fucktastic sex because your "RoomWife" (roommate+wife) just 'isn't into that.'

While "mistress" is a synonym, "FuckWife" is more applicable to the woman with no shame in her game and simply out looking for orgasmic-kinky-fuckery.

I married my RoomWife but work out my kink with my FuckWife. Best of both worlds.

by ThreeIsGood July 9, 2016

Social Fuckwitery

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit

"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "

by Jasmay November 25, 2013

fuckwipe

an undesirable individual; someone of inferior intellect; often used following a grievous mistake.

jesus you're such a fuckwipe -- i don't have insurance.

by burn newncan February 15, 2005