fuckpile

a pile of fuck
a tangled mass of horny people engaged in a clusterfuck
often followed with a cleansing cycle provided by a fuck mop

man that fuckpile last night was so fucked up
i think i saw your mom in it
and afterwards your sister got out the fuckmop and cleaned that nasty shit up

by davidwating August 13, 2003

Fuckpile

Used in a derogatory sense to describe a total asshole. Comes from the description of the mess that is left on a bed after unprotected sex

"Ok, fuckpile, keep it up!!"

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

Microwaveable Fuckpile

Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.

"No wonder Steve is a fatass, all he eats is microwaveable fuckpile."

by telefpreen February 15, 2009

workplace fuckpile

An instance in which several co-workers, usually within a bar or restaurant, have engaged in sexual relations or fellatio with multiple other co-workers, resulting in overlap of sexual partners amongst those co-workers.

John has been fucking Sally for the last week, but just last week Sally was blowing her manager, Steve, and John was screwing Steve's ex girlfriend who now works in the kitchen, and now it's become a "workplace fuckpile."

by the workplace monitor April 15, 2013

fuckdile

(n.) a fucked up person, who is sexually attracted to reptiles, such as crocodiles.

person 1: wheres connor right now?
person 2: probably at the zoo looking at that crocodile agian
person 1: hes such a fuckdile.

by tiffany turnbouterson March 27, 2009

fuckpiece

A woman whose sole purpose in life is to be a repository for the sperm of any available man.

That bitch is nothing but a fuckpiece,

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

fuckmile

The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.

Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.

by snmit March 2, 2009