crocodile

An animal that could've killed Steve Irwin until a stupid stingray decided to do it instead.

(Sometime in 2003)

Steve Irwin - As you can see, this ferocious crocodile is showing some aggressiveness, crikey!

(On the morning of Monday, September 4, 2006)

Steve Irwin - That motherfucking stingray just stung me in my chest with its poisonous barb! Thanks to all my fans for a wonderful life that shouldn't have been taken away so abruptly.

(Steve Irwin dies soon after he's pulled out of the water)

by neurodistortion September 6, 2006

crocodile

An older gay man who preys on/lusts after young gay men; a gay cougar of sorts.

"He likes expensive wine too much. He's total crocodile bait."

by jah242 March 27, 2010

crocodile

Australian slang - colloquial term for an amorous female

wrestling a crocodile
ie - to engage in consensual intercourse with an amorous female

by dan October 1, 2004

crocodile

Verb: To Love
Noun: Love

Verb: I crocodile you.
Noun: I have crocodile in my heart.

by crocodile123456789 October 29, 2012

crocodile

insincere or false when used adjectivally. From crocodile tears (=false sympathy).

She gave me a crocodile smile.

by uttam maharjan November 16, 2010

crocodile

A stapler, hand-operated or electric.

Out of staples! Gotta feed the crocodile!

by pentozali October 16, 2008

crocodile

Inspired by Crocodile Dundee, another word for "done".

I was late showing up so all the beer was "crocodile".

by G_MON June 12, 2007