fuckdile

(n.) a fucked up person, who is sexually attracted to reptiles, such as crocodiles.

person 1: wheres connor right now?
person 2: probably at the zoo looking at that crocodile agian
person 1: hes such a fuckdile.

by tiffany turnbouterson March 27, 2009

fuckmile

The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.

Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.

by snmit March 2, 2009

fuckpile

a pile of fuck
a tangled mass of horny people engaged in a clusterfuck
often followed with a cleansing cycle provided by a fuck mop

man that fuckpile last night was so fucked up
i think i saw your mom in it
and afterwards your sister got out the fuckmop and cleaned that nasty shit up

by davidwating August 13, 2003

fuckdisease

A disease caused by fucking; i.e., a venereal disease or STD.

I caught like nineteen fuckdiseases from that hooker in Atlantic City.

by Andrew March 10, 2005

Microwaveable Fuckpile

Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.

"No wonder Steve is a fatass, all he eats is microwaveable fuckpile."

by telefpreen February 15, 2009

workplace fuckpile

An instance in which several co-workers, usually within a bar or restaurant, have engaged in sexual relations or fellatio with multiple other co-workers, resulting in overlap of sexual partners amongst those co-workers.

John has been fucking Sally for the last week, but just last week Sally was blowing her manager, Steve, and John was screwing Steve's ex girlfriend who now works in the kitchen, and now it's become a "workplace fuckpile."

by the workplace monitor April 15, 2013

fuckilection

(1) i just took a strengths quest and realized i have fuckilection.

(2) A recollection of an evening ill spent.

(3) Disgust toward fads and jargon within the professional world, particularly those used by HR.

I woke up and had the worst fuckilection.

If intellection is a word so is fuckilection.

by strenfquester November 15, 2010