Fuckletude

When you are a Christian and have a baby due at Christmas..

Friend just got pregnant is due at Christmas and so it's going to be a family fuckletude. *Wouldn't matter if you were Muslim*

Fuckletude by Diedam May 14, 2011

fucktitude 

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

fucktitude by Doug March 1, 2003

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

conglomeration of fuckitude by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

Fuckitude 

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.

Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU

Fuckitude by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009

Fucklette 

One not yet deserving full fucker label

Those dudes are total fucklettes, too retarded to be real fuckers.

Fucklette by wicked dita August 25, 2009

fuckattude 

A fucking bad attitude that transcends to all human based communication approaches- often involves fuckwittery and bad manors that exceed all aspects of impulsive human behaviour.

'That man has a serious fuckattude that needs to be addressed'
'I agree his fuckattude is some next level shit'

fuckattude by fuckattude January 23, 2015

fucktitude 

one's attitude in which they just dont give a fuck.

Jax: "Fuck work! I'm just gonna go in today and pull a Peter Gibbons!"

Wax: "That the fucktitude! You're living the Peter Gibbons Dream."

fucktitude by JE_Klektik April 26, 2006