[fuckitude] 

When something is so garte that you cannot find a word to describe it.

I got the best head last night dude it was like... like... its was just pure fuckitude.

[fuckitude] by Chance Dummitt January 23, 2008

Fuckitude 

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.

Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU

Fuckitude by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009

fuckitude 

when something bad happens and it leads to alot of other bad things

oh fuckitude, my shoe fell off in the mud

fuckitude by jerry swim March 14, 2010

Fuckitude 

Fucktitude: the attitude of wanting to fuck, in the process of being fucked, wanting to just say fuck it, etc.

When you reach the end of a date and just want to fuck them or get fucked by them.

Damn that was a great date, I just want to fuck them.
Another would be when you're doing something and it's taking to long, so you decide to drop it or do something else, preferably something straight forward and simple even if not preferable.
God damnit, this is taking too long, and im a fuckitude today. Fuck It, We're doing it live!

Fuckitude by Scarecrow443 June 9, 2018

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

conglomeration of fuckitude by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

suckitude

1. An extremely precise metric measurement of the level of "suck" contained within a person, place, thing, event or action.
2.The quality, attribute, or characteristic of suck. Measured in units of "suck"

1.Jill has amazing levels of suckitude, she bailed again. She's almost suckatronic!
2.Jill's suckitude became apparent when she did not show up for the St.Patty's day festivities.

suckitude by Little j of Flylife March 17, 2003

suckitude

Used to refer to the magnitude in which something sucks.

I am unceasingly amazed at the suckitude of many new bands.

suckitude by Zam October 6, 2003