Fucklatude

The rate or speed in which you are fucking.

person: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! OUR FUCKLATUDE IS LIKE 30MPH OR HIGHER!

Person2: im so proud :)

by Sexymamajama229 January 2, 2012

fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 1, 2003

Fucklander

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

fucklamode

French for “fashion.”

Such beautiful fucklamode on Willoughby—I am in looove with his designer!

by old_standardized_tester August 18, 2018

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

Fuckitude

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.

Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU

by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009

fuckattude

A fucking bad attitude that transcends to all human based communication approaches- often involves fuckwittery and bad manors that exceed all aspects of impulsive human behaviour.

'That man has a serious fuckattude that needs to be addressed'
'I agree his fuckattude is some next level shit'

by fuckattude January 23, 2015