~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
To engage in sexual activities with one who is of blood relations.
n|p inserted his penis into his sister's vagina.
When Samuel L. Jackson pulls out his wallet in Pulp Fiction, this is what is says on it.
"Now give me back my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it."
To go crazy, to flip out, to wig out.
Timmy kirked out when he saw the guitar solo.
February 13, 2003
A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".
One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!
Another name for policemen
Oh No! 5-0! Get the fcuk out of ere! Run!
December 03, 2004
She looked so hot he really wanted to hump her.
November 21, 2002