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Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road
Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss
by Doug April 1, 2005
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Jizzgibbon

Someone who wimps on when its their turn to hit bong.
Hit the bong John you fucking jizzgibbon!
by Doug November 8, 2003
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amazingness

Doug Says: That is quite amazing.
by Doug March 18, 2004
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Beef Curtain

Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain
by Doug March 31, 2005
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goth

It has been said that the only thing worst than a conformist is the one who conforms to nonconformist standards. In essence, that is what has become of the goth subculture. Originally a sharp reaction to preps and jocks, the goth standard has melted down into a standard that cannot be deviated from. Modern day goths follow the same routine and habits: They listen to metal and death metal music, such as Slipknot and Led Zeppelin; they dress in nothing but black; they wear clothing from the unusual (fishnet) to the bizzare (high-top black leather boots); they have many piercings on their body, including (but not limited to) the eyebrows, tongue, belly-button, and lips; they shop at Hot Topic; they describe themselves as 'twisted' or 'dark'. There are more examples I can think of, but by now, you should have a clear mental picture of what a goth is. We all know a goth; (s)he sticks out like a sore thumb. The goth subculture is burning itself up, because it was originally a reaction to conformism. Now, it has simply creatly a new standard to conform to.
There goes that goth chick, with her leather outfit and mowhawk hair dyed green.
by Doug March 29, 2005
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International Superhits!

An album by Green Day that is compiled of their greatest hits - Came out in 2001 - includes hits "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life), Longview, and When i Come Around - Doesn't include American Idiot Songs because that album wasen't out then - songs off their albums: Dookie, Nimrod, Isomniac, Warning,
I didn't want to buy all of Green Day's CD's, so I bought International Superhits! so I could listen to their best old songs.
by Doug April 10, 2005
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Zoomtard

(n) A fast retard
Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest.
by Doug February 13, 2004
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