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Fuckletoes 

Someone who is clumsy or inept, perhaps in a somewhat endearing yet mildly insulting way. It might describe someone who frequently trips over their own feet or tends to stumble in awkward situations. The word playfully combines "fuck" (as in something going wrong or being awkward) with "toes," implying clumsiness or awkwardness related to feet.
The fuckletoes met its match and he's a numpty!
Fuckletoes by Waglo June 24, 2024
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Fuckletoes 

A word made up by the writers of Last Week Tonight on a list of British Slang, only one of which was fake, "and it's not the one you think"
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Fuckletoes by banana quiet July 5, 2024
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Fucklets 

Bratty, illegitimate kids of a slutty woman, usually fathered by different men.
Vicki's got fucklets running all over the apartment.
Fucklets by WebeJammin August 14, 2008

Fucklette 

One not yet deserving full fucker label
Those dudes are total fucklettes, too retarded to be real fuckers.
Fucklette by wicked dita August 25, 2009

Fucklete 

Any generic person who fucks for sport. The sport of fucking. It's not degrading and it sounds upbeat! Could there be any better exercise than fucking?
She's not a slut! She's a fucklete!

Welcome to the Fucklete Association of America, where making passion is our passion!
Fucklete by Jab Sketcher July 28, 2012

FUCKLETOSS

(fuckletoss'n)(fuckletoss'd)
that lady is straight FUCKLETOSS.
FUCKLETOSS by Fieldwork May 13, 2019

Fuckletons

A group of people who appear to be nice and folksy, but are really terrible assbuckets.
The Supreme Court just overturned Roe vs. Wade, what a bunch of fuckletons.
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