Fucklander
Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior
Fucklander by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017
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Fuckland with an A
If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.
Fuckland with an A by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007
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Fucklander • Fuckander • fuckladder • fucktardery • fuckland • fuckaneer • fuckblunder • fuckladesh • Fucklance • Fuckland, USA
Fuckland, USA
A nickname used colloquially for that town in the US where everyone and everything is completely fucked up.
Fuckland, USA by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021
Fucklinker
1) A person who sees the connections between two or more fucked up situations.
2) Someone who engages in a fucked up activity.
3) An insult that denotes a persons idiocracy.
2) Someone who engages in a fucked up activity.
3) An insult that denotes a persons idiocracy.
1) "Ricky noticed three squirrels and a Dog fucking eachother. Ricky is a real fucklinker."
2) "Ricky fucked a child therefore he is a huge fucklinker."
3) "Shut up you stupid fucklinker"
2) "Ricky fucked a child therefore he is a huge fucklinker."
3) "Shut up you stupid fucklinker"
Fucklinker by Sweetsugargurl November 11, 2009
Fucktardery
Fucktardery by WhoWouldHaveKnown April 20, 2020
fucktardery
1. the quality or state of being a fucktard
a. a total lack of intellectual value, something done that defies common sense or sense of any kind
b. showing a complete disrespect for societal values and/or scientific fundamentals
c. anything done, said, or created that any reasonable person would never have considered
2. the Republican political platform
a. a total lack of intellectual value, something done that defies common sense or sense of any kind
b. showing a complete disrespect for societal values and/or scientific fundamentals
c. anything done, said, or created that any reasonable person would never have considered
2. the Republican political platform
dude1: Dude, did you see that guy in the thong and clown wig?
dude2: Yeah, total fucktardery!
fucktard Republican Party asshat moron retard
dude2: Yeah, total fucktardery!
fucktard Republican Party asshat moron retard
fucktardery by asshatextraoridnaire June 20, 2012
Fucktender
"Aggie has slept with every guy that works at Tipsy Pig, Balboa Cafe, and the Horseshoe Tavern. She's a total fucktender."
Fucktender by MeanJoeFunStory September 9, 2014
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