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Fucklance 

a womens masturbational tool, long stick with prop attached most. used for pleasuring other women from a distance.

men can use this on they're wifes if they are lazy.

a dirogotory term between youths.

the pole that attach's to part of a sex machine.

dildo on a stick.
"honey can you get me the uhhh whats that part called? the fucklance for the machine...?"

"you fucklance you popped the lung"

"bitch get me the fucklance"

"man that toke made feel fucklanced"
Fucklance by Raide The Sasquatch December 28, 2009
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fuckface dog 

A disparaging term for someone who is disliked, implying that they should be face-fucked.
That fuckface dog will never spring for a round of drinks, he'll just keep letting us pick up his tab.
fuckface dog by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2017

Boring Fuckface 

WWE wrestler Roman Reigns, originally dubbed the nickname by Bruce Blitz because of his incredibly boring, mundane and lazy efforts in the ring.
"and out comes Boring Fuckface with his same old boring music and boring entrance".

Fuckleneck 

Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.
That fuckleneck got arrested again.

Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?

That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
Fuckleneck by Craci July 26, 2017

Fuckmance 

1. Ardent, physical attachment or involvement between two people, usually focusing on sexual prowess, to the exclusion of all other traits or qualities. 2. Short-lived, intense, whirlwind relationship between two people who are incapable of contemplating any future beyond the next orgasm.
They're too busy enjoying their fuckmance to remember anyone else exists.
Fuckmance by lynlyn April 20, 2010

fuckface asshole

A person whom you are not at all fond of, such as an ex-husband.
I spent almost twenty-five years with that fuckface asshole; so what exactly does that make me?

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.
Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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