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Someone who during sex has their mind wander watching tv, calling the wrong name or simply not there mentally
This fuckander I was porking was eating an apple while we did it, so unhot
Fuckander by Davedale July 15, 2019
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fuckassery 

a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl
"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"
fuckassery by illykay352 October 1, 2009

Fuckaversary 

The day you and your fuck buddy first fucked.
John "Why did Tim have to leave so suddenly?"
Bob "Its Mary and his fuckaversary"
John "Ohhhh"
Fuckaversary by Anynemous August 1, 2010

Fuckanese 

The native language of the Fuckboy people, indigenous to the nation of Fuckboynia.
"I was tryna talk to dis nigga, but couldn't understand his azz, he wuz speakin' Fuckanese. I don't understand that shit nigga, I'm from Realniggalia."
Fuckanese by wazamfam May 26, 2015

fuckantry 

One that's always in the middle or on the front line for some BS.
Hey, what's up with your friend always in the middle of something? Everytime I turn around he's always on the front line for some bs...what is he, an active duty, fulltime fuckantry?
fuckantry by Nighn'Jii December 4, 2019

Fuckeder 

When something previously fucked up gets even more fucked up.
"Man, I dropped my phone again last night."
"Oh no, is it fucked?"
"It was before last night, now it's fuckeder."
Fuckeder by RobbieCrash November 18, 2015

Fucktardery

People who just do shit for shit's sake and really should know better
I know it's fucking shit and he's a fucktard. But you're way better than his lowly cunt fucktardery
Fucktardery by WhoWouldHaveKnown April 20, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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