n. Injury incurred in the course of intercourse often at the point of ecstatic release but not uncommonly associated with unexpected structural failure of bedroom furniture.

Just as I was approaching the VINEGAR STROKE (see Vinegar Stroke) the back of the sofa snapped off my head flew forward and as we landed on the floor I suffered FUCKLASH. I was off work for four days!

fucklash by Froud March 8, 2020

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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