fuckblunder 

Everyone knows at least one of these. They are people who are so stupid, it's a wonder they can tie their shoelaces, yet are arrogant about how 'smart' they are convinced they are.

Someone who think's they're the best and brightest, but literally couldn't hit the hole, so to speak.

Bob: "You have to believe me! I am a leading authority in biblical philosophy and I guarantee you that the world is flat!"
Tom: "You are SUCH a fuckblunder!"

fuckblunder by FurryCatPaws June 20, 2017

Fucklander 

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

Fucklander by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

FuckThunder 

Any drug that acts as a stimulate, or any drug that will keep you awake and heighten your senses. EX. Cocaine

Facing a gaggle of latvian Ronald mcdonalds hopped up on FuckThunder is quite a sight.

FuckThunder by Zirscyx May 27, 2019

Fuckfoundered 

1. A disability in which, a male or female can fuck so much In a few consequitive days that they no longer have the ability to walk in any comprehensible normal fashion.

2. Originated in cattle country,(typically Montana or Oklahoma),a founder is actual condition in which a horse eats so damn much nutrient rich grass or another available food source, that it gets blood to its hooves and can no longer walk or be trimmed, and it's hooves can grow outta control and you just have to (put it down). "End its life". Ok, kill it to put it outta its misery.

Kid A, "Hey jimmy, you see Angie and Brett try to walk to gym class this afternoon?
Kid B, " yeah bro. Took them ten minutes to get to lockers. I think they both Fuckfoundered over the long weekend".

Kid A, we gunna have to put 'em down?
Kid B, no bra, they just need some orange juice and a cookie.

Kid A, wish I could Fuckfounder instead of fist Fuckfounder. I need myself a partner.

Fuckfoundered by maddog65 March 6, 2016

Fuckbludger 

Someone who always insists on being on the bottom while having sexual intercourse.

Girl 1: Omg, how was the guy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah, it was okay... He was a fuckbludger though.

Fuckbludger by pseudonymous pseud December 24, 2016