Fucklinker

1) A person who sees the connections between two or more fucked up situations.

2) Someone who engages in a fucked up activity.

3) An insult that denotes a persons idiocracy.

1) "Ricky noticed three squirrels and a Dog fucking eachother. Ricky is a real fucklinker."

2) "Ricky fucked a child therefore he is a huge fucklinker."

3) "Shut up you stupid fucklinker"

Fucklinker by Sweetsugargurl November 11, 2009

Fuckline

1) The ruined punchline of a joke.
2) The unfunny punchline of a long winded joke
3) The line written which makes no sense and ruins an essay/article/exam
4) The articulate and well thought out phrase which you perfcted in your head and then your mouth spandled the shit out of it, making you sound like you need medication

1) You are the linkest weak, goodbye!

2) You are the weakest link, goodbye!

3) "I failed! FAILED???!! But how??"
"There must be a fuckline in there somewhere."
4) "Oh yes, just like when you drithdrew all the cash and then flimmin'....whatever, yeah, but like YOU did it too, so whatever. Fuck you."

"Jesus, that was quite a fuckline."

Fuckline by MagickDio November 7, 2012

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Fucklander

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

Fucklander by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

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fucklier

Fucklier someone that is fucking uglier and more unfuckable than the person you call fugly (fucking ugly)

He is Fucklier than Katy hopkins

fucklier by Lord pink January 8, 2017

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fuckfinger

Your middle finger. The finger you give the finger with. Also possibly the finger you digit-fuck someone with.

He put out his hand and extended his fuckfinger right in my face.

fuckfinger by jochanan October 27, 2010

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funklinger

the funky smell that hits you moments after a really smelly person walks by

You walking down the street and a homeless person is walking toward you heading the opposite direction. About 3 to 4 seconds after they pass you by, you are overwhelmed by their funklinger.

funklinger by AZLawGuy March 6, 2009

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fuckwinder

A sex addicted Punjabi boy

Hey Fuckwinder why are you always dazed?

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