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Fucktardery

People who just do shit for shit's sake and really should know better
I know it's fucking shit and he's a fucktard. But you're way better than his lowly cunt fucktardery
Fucktardery by WhoWouldHaveKnown April 20, 2020
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fucktardery

1. the quality or state of being a fucktard

a. a total lack of intellectual value, something done that defies common sense or sense of any kind

b. showing a complete disrespect for societal values and/or scientific fundamentals

c. anything done, said, or created that any reasonable person would never have considered

2. the Republican political platform
dude1: Dude, did you see that guy in the thong and clown wig?

dude2: Yeah, total fucktardery!

fucktard Republican Party asshat moron retard

fucktardery

the highest level of bullshit, the ultimate clusterfuck, and something that truly goes beyond all rhyme, reason, definition of sanity, logic, rationality, or anything that remotely resembles functionality
Why is the President Elect nearly getting us killed with his Twitter account?

I don't fucking know. It's complete fucktardery.
fucktardery by Letterstogestapo December 8, 2016

Fucktarded 

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktardette 

Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette
Fucktardette by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022

fucktarded 

A stronger insult than 'retarded,' but a little less politically incorrect, and a tad more vulgar.
You remember the Virtual Boy? Yeah, that thing was fucktarded.
fucktarded by J. Sizzel December 22, 2004

fucktarded 

1.A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded simultaneously 2. combining the phrase "fucking retarded" into one word, similar to "fugly" combining the two-word phrase "fucking ugly"
Many song and movie remakes are critically acclaimed, while those who think contrary claim remakes are fucktarded.

You'd be surprised how many fucktarded by-laws there are in your province/city/district which were passed long ago when they were relavent to ongoing issues.
fucktarded by Nicholas M February 4, 2007
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