fuckladder

A ladder used for fucking someone or several people.

They come in varieties. The standard lean-to for your taller individual. There's the A frame which is good for threesomes. There's the H frames which some would argue isn't a ladder but say the rungs qualify it so..

That's it. I'm getting the fuckladder.

by Asher Asmodai February 18, 2022

Fucktardery

People who just do shit for shit's sake and really should know better

I know it's fucking shit and he's a fucktard. But you're way better than his lowly cunt fucktardery

by WhoWouldHaveKnown April 20, 2020

Fucklander

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

Fuckrudders

The anthropologically correct pronunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the United States.

Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?

Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?

Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-

Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::

Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::

Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc

Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!

Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!

Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::

Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::

by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011

fucktardery

1. the quality or state of being a fucktard

a. a total lack of intellectual value, something done that defies common sense or sense of any kind

b. showing a complete disrespect for societal values and/or scientific fundamentals

c. anything done, said, or created that any reasonable person would never have considered

2. the Republican political platform

dude1: Dude, did you see that guy in the thong and clown wig?

dude2: Yeah, total fucktardery!

fucktard Republican Party asshat moron retard

by asshatextraoridnaire June 20, 2012

fuckadeered

To get dickerooed or otherwise stigwashed.

Dude, Uncle Sam just fuckadeered my paycheck on account of all the goddamn illegal immigrants causing the unemployment rate to rise.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

Fuckudders

A woman's breasts. First used in the webcomic www.sexylosers.com when a man is having intercourse and refers to his patner's breasts as "fuckudders".

I'm about to spew my man yogurt all over your fuckudders

by T3h0o8er5pAzZ July 1, 2010