Fucktender

A girl who is notorious for having sex with bartenders.

"Aggie has slept with every guy that works at Tipsy Pig, Balboa Cafe, and the Horseshoe Tavern. She's a total fucktender."

by MeanJoeFunStory September 9, 2014

Fuckheadery

Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).

Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.

by locutusofdouche February 3, 2010

Fuckeder

When something previously fucked up gets even more fucked up.

"Man, I dropped my phone again last night."
"Oh no, is it fucked?"
"It was before last night, now it's fuckeder."

by RobbieCrash November 18, 2015

Fucktardery

People who just do shit for shit's sake and really should know better

I know it's fucking shit and he's a fucktard. But you're way better than his lowly cunt fucktardery

by WhoWouldHaveKnown April 20, 2020

Fucklander

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

fucktardery

1. the quality or state of being a fucktard

a. a total lack of intellectual value, something done that defies common sense or sense of any kind

b. showing a complete disrespect for societal values and/or scientific fundamentals

c. anything done, said, or created that any reasonable person would never have considered

2. the Republican political platform

dude1: Dude, did you see that guy in the thong and clown wig?

dude2: Yeah, total fucktardery!

fucktard Republican Party asshat moron retard

by asshatextraoridnaire June 20, 2012

Fackender

One to be in love with Chase. Chase is in a relationship so Fackender doesn't like himself.

You have just been Fackendered

by jimdoors413 August 14, 2009