Fucktender
"Aggie has slept with every guy that works at Tipsy Pig, Balboa Cafe, and the Horseshoe Tavern. She's a total fucktender."
Fucktender by MeanJoeFunStory September 9, 2014
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Fuckheadery
Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).
Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.
Fuckheadery by locutusofdouche February 3, 2010
Related Words
Fucktender • Fuckeder • fucktardery • Fackender • Fucktembery • Fuckander • fuckedered • fuckendrugga • fuckener • Fucketeder
Fuckeder
"Man, I dropped my phone again last night."
"Oh no, is it fucked?"
"It was before last night, now it's fuckeder."
"Oh no, is it fucked?"
"It was before last night, now it's fuckeder."
Fuckeder by RobbieCrash November 18, 2015
Fucktardery
Fucktardery by WhoWouldHaveKnown April 20, 2020
Fucklander
Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior
Fucklander by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017
fucktardery
1. the quality or state of being a fucktard
a. a total lack of intellectual value, something done that defies common sense or sense of any kind
b. showing a complete disrespect for societal values and/or scientific fundamentals
c. anything done, said, or created that any reasonable person would never have considered
2. the Republican political platform
a. a total lack of intellectual value, something done that defies common sense or sense of any kind
b. showing a complete disrespect for societal values and/or scientific fundamentals
c. anything done, said, or created that any reasonable person would never have considered
2. the Republican political platform
dude1: Dude, did you see that guy in the thong and clown wig?
dude2: Yeah, total fucktardery!
fucktard Republican Party asshat moron retard
dude2: Yeah, total fucktardery!
fucktard Republican Party asshat moron retard
fucktardery by asshatextraoridnaire June 20, 2012
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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