"I was tryna talk to dis nigga, but couldn't understand his azz, he wuz speakin' Fuckanese. I don't understand that shit nigga, I'm from Realniggalia."
by wazamfam May 26, 2015

Confused/foreign languages entered in the Canada rooms of HI-5 that makes people look like horny and sexually confused morons.
Loser: "chicas por European chico..."
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"
or
Loser: "flowers for pretty woman - i nice guy"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"
or
Loser: "any ladies wanna chat with a european"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"
or
Loser: "my dick 21cm girls boys see me"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"
or
Loser: "flowers for pretty woman - i nice guy"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"
or
Loser: "any ladies wanna chat with a european"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"
or
Loser: "my dick 21cm girls boys see me"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"
by Glebite May 27, 2006

non-comprehensible language, or misspelled, or an unknown language. used especially when ticked off, mostly over the Internet. on instant messages
by sham77 February 07, 2008

I can tell they were speaking Fuckanese when they said:
"I can't think of a fucking sentence and it's fucking pissing me the fuck off!"
"I can't think of a fucking sentence and it's fucking pissing me the fuck off!"
by Alexis Duvet August 07, 2017
