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fuckanese 

Confused/foreign languages entered in the Canada rooms of HI-5 that makes people look like horny and sexually confused morons.
Loser: "chicas por European chico..."
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "flowers for pretty woman - i nice guy"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "any ladies wanna chat with a european"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "my dick 21cm girls boys see me"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"
fuckanese by Glebite May 27, 2006
Related Words

fuckanese 

non-comprehensible language, or misspelled, or an unknown language. used especially when ticked off, mostly over the Internet. on instant messages
shtu teh fkuu p!

what retard? i dont speak fuckanese!!
fuckanese by sham77 February 7, 2008

Fuckanese 

When using the word fuck or fucking as almost every other word in a sentence.
I can tell they were speaking Fuckanese when they said:

"I can't think of a fucking sentence and it's fucking pissing me the fuck off!"
Fuckanese by Alexis Duvet August 7, 2017

fuckassery 

a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl
"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"
fuckassery by illykay352 October 1, 2009

Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject
Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012
ADJ. Something that is the greatest. Only, it's not the greatest, it's the fuckinest.
Johnny Depp is the most fuckinest actor ever.
Fuckinest by Bonnie_and_Clyde101 November 19, 2009
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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