(Fuck-uh-verse-ary) The anniversary date of the first time you and a certain person fornicated.
N: "Really? It hasn't been that long since we started seeing eachother..."
D: "Yeah, it has, its been about three months... you forgot when we firstfucked?"
N: "Shit, I forgot our fuck anniversary... our fuckiversary. Tomorrow, Fuckiversary begins."
D: "Ok, were the ... 21st of each month."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)