(Fuck-uh-verse-ary) The anniversary date of the first time you and a certain person fornicated.
N: "Really? It hasn't been that long since we started seeing eachother..."
D: "Yeah, it has, its been about three months... you forgot when we first fucked?"
N: "Shit, I forgot our fuck anniversary... our fuckiversary. Tomorrow, Fuckiversary begins."
D: "Ok, were the ... 21st of each month."
A fuckaverssary is a year when you and bae fucked for the first time and you didn't date so this is the date that marks the start of your relationship.
You: Happy fuckaverssary Fabi!
him: Uhh... i guess there's gonna be some tension for the coming days
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.