Frustache 

(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.

When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...

Frustache by tajomaru February 28, 2010

firestache

The mustache of a redhead or ginger.

Brad added 6 to 7 mph to his fastball after growing out his firestache.

firestache by Detective John June 26, 2009

frustarted 

Adj. The anxiety felt by people at the beginning of learning new a skill or discipline.

Portmanteau of Frustration and Started

Origin: An entertaining typo on a forum.

I can't figure out this programming language. I know I'm just a beginner, but I'm frustarted.

Joe was so frustarted in his basic ceramics class that he smacked the clay off the wheel and across the room.

frustarted by M.Blur April 22, 2011

Forestache 

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

Forestache by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

fobstache 

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

fobstache by vietdragon February 1, 2005

crustache 

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

crustache by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

crustache 

The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.

Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!

crustache by BFish December 11, 2002