frustach 

a fake mustach

Man you got a frustach going on there!

frustach by HtotheZ December 16, 2008

frustrachio 

A pistachio nut that is difficult or nearly impossible to open with just fingers. The opening in the shell is usually present (as opposed to completely closed), thus giving the eater "hope" that the insides can be obtained through normal means.

After watching his 7 year old repeatedly try to break open the nut, the man explained that it would take a few years before his son would have the means to crack the frustrachio.

frustrachio by shambor fosi November 21, 2012

fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
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Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

fustache by j.w.d November 30, 2006

Frostache 

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

Frostache by UnMethRek September 12, 2011

feustache 

Collective reference to the pubic hair in a person's crotch, especially when said pubic hair is well-groomed. Related to the word moustache.

Before wearing a Speedo, you should trim your feustache.

feustache by ghetto blaster August 15, 2006

Frustache 

(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.

When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...

Frustache by tajomaru February 28, 2010

Fustache

A patch of hair grown on a lady in her private area just above the vagina (fu fu) in a moustache shape. Note you can get many variations such as a handle bar fustache or Hitler fuatache.

She has a fustache on her fanny she shaped herself.

Fustache by clmaj December 7, 2012