fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
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Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

fustache by j.w.d November 30, 2006

Fustache

A patch of hair grown on a lady in her private area just above the vagina (fu fu) in a moustache shape. Note you can get many variations such as a handle bar fustache or Hitler fuatache.

She has a fustache on her fanny she shaped herself.

Fustache by clmaj December 7, 2012

Fuhstache 

Sporting an exceptionally obnoxious mustasche. Said mustasche can, however, reach a level that is so obnoxious that it becomes ultra cool.

If you let that squirrel on your lip get any longer, you're gonna have a total fuhstache!

Fuhstache by Shaund June 15, 2008

feustache 

Collective reference to the pubic hair in a person's crotch, especially when said pubic hair is well-groomed. Related to the word moustache.

Before wearing a Speedo, you should trim your feustache.

feustache by ghetto blaster August 15, 2006

Frustache 

(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.

When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...

Frustache by tajomaru February 28, 2010

fuzstache 

That awkward first moustache on an adolescent boy.

My son is growing his fuzstache, and his voice is lower than mine!

fuzstache by Proud Father April 27, 2014