Frostaches 

Mind your own business. Worry about yourself and not what others do.

“What’s in the shopping bag grandma?” FROSTACHES,she said. “What’s frostaches?”
“Something to make little girls ask questions.

Frostaches by Nully6n September 4, 2022

Frosticles 

when extreme cold temperatures causes frost and even ice to form on one or both testicles

When the weather report said to expect temperatures to drop below freezing, Jason wrapped a scarf around his balls to prevent frosticles

Frosticles by Luviticus December 20, 2008

Frostache 

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

Frostache by UnMethRek September 12, 2011

frosticles 

The annoying layer of frosty icy stuff that develops on old and or previously semi-thawed ice cream.

Opening up a tub of seemingly tasty looking ice cream and... Oh Shit ‘Frosticles’... i guess i can eat around them (knowing full well that it’s still gonna taste like shit)

frosticles by 0ddjob February 21, 2011

Frustache 

(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.

When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...

Frustache by tajomaru February 28, 2010

frosticles 

the testicles of a snowman

"Janet and Sandy, look at the frosticles on that snowman!"

frosticles by wordqueen December 22, 2008

Frosticles 

The act of crop dusting every time you tread with your right foot.
A person who is an extreme pussy rider who loves drinking vaginal fluids.

I'm so gonna frosticide all over you tonight.

You have just been frosticled.

Frosticles all over the sheets!

Frosticles by Frosticles March 3, 2011