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n. (fess 'toosh) A big deal; brewhaha. To apply great importance to an event.
"He forgot to get the approval and pretty soon we had a major festuche." or "She's such a drama queen. She could make any staff meeting into a real festuche."
festuche by Nezbit-the-cat May 17, 2005
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fobstache 

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.
Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.
fobstache by vietdragon February 1, 2005
A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
Fake-Mustache
F-ustache
Fustache
Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.
fustache by j.w.d November 30, 2006

Frostache 

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.
ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."
Frostache by UnMethRek September 12, 2011

femstache 

When a female forgets about her hygeine and does not care to remove the hair above her upper-lip.
As I was being interviewed for my job, I could not stand the femstache on my interviewer. I was so into that femstache that I failed to get the job.
femstache by Audmeister February 27, 2007

Femstache 

The dark har on some female's upper lip.

Female + moustache = femstache
Did you see that woman? Her femstache was so hairy it looked like there was a fuzzy caterpillar on her upper lip!
Femstache by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014