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Frostthermia

It’s so cold I have frostthermia
Frostthermia by Picayune December 14, 2021

firestache

The mustache of a redhead or ginger.
Brad added 6 to 7 mph to his fastball after growing out his firestache.
firestache by Detective John June 26, 2009

Prostache 

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".
As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.
Prostache by Zarbuck November 16, 2010

Forestache 

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.
"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."
Forestache by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

fobstache 

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.
Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.
fobstache by vietdragon February 1, 2005

frostchomp 

similar to frostbite, but involves severe temperature reduction to the entire body.
i locked him in the kitchen freezer, hes so gonna get frostchomp
frostchomp by lefty_steele November 29, 2007