fobstache 

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

fobstache by vietdragon February 1, 2005

Forestache 

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

Forestache by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

Fobstacle Course 

Sending a person who's recently moved from a foreign country on a mission that's clearly going to get them effed in the A.

I just sent Jhagtar on a fobstacle course ... told him he can access google by peeing on that ATM.

Fobstacle Course by ncolberg August 6, 2009

fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
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Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

fustache by j.w.d November 30, 2006

Frostache 

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

Frostache by UnMethRek September 12, 2011

femstache 

When a female forgets about her hygeine and does not care to remove the hair above her upper-lip.

As I was being interviewed for my job, I could not stand the femstache on my interviewer. I was so into that femstache that I failed to get the job.

femstache by Audmeister February 27, 2007

Fuhstache 

Sporting an exceptionally obnoxious mustasche. Said mustasche can, however, reach a level that is so obnoxious that it becomes ultra cool.

If you let that squirrel on your lip get any longer, you're gonna have a total fuhstache!

Fuhstache by Shaund June 15, 2008