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boob floober
A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.
Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!
boob floober by gay loser baby August 19, 2014
Related Words
Froober • Froobert • floober • froomer • Floobergoober • foober • Flooberdoober • Foobert • froofer • frooker
froozer
combination of friend, booze, and loser.
that friend you have that you don't really like, but always buys the drinks.
that friend you have that you don't really like, but always buys the drinks.
fred: "dude, wanna hang out tonight?"
bill: "nah, i got plans with bobby."
fred: "ooh, the froozer. can i come?"
bill: "yah."
bill: "nah, i got plans with bobby."
fred: "ooh, the froozer. can i come?"
bill: "yah."
froozer by ith4ioht9ghnin90yh903haih April 20, 2009
Foobert
1-heyy stop being a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert
Foobert by youareafoobertforreadingthis January 15, 2010
frooner
frooner by NasaReject June 13, 2019
Floober Goober
Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?
*Jumps out plane*
James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!
*suck suck lick suck*
*Jumps out plane*
James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!
*suck suck lick suck*
Floober Goober by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020
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