Stop doing that you foober!
by xavier March 10, 2005
A hypothetical food delivery food service from the good people who gave you Uber.
Basically Uber Eats, but with a more creative name.
Basically Uber Eats, but with a more creative name.
I'm too lazy to make dinner tonight, so instead, I'm going to spend 20 minutes scrolling through this menu on the Foober app and then wait an additional 40 minutes for someone to bring my food to me. #America
by naveickel December 04, 2018
Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(
by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022
by foobingfoober November 24, 2021
Foober (Noun) - The opposite of a Boofer. The Slang “Foober” generalizes astonishing people that are composed and easy going to be around. Foobers don’t let anything get to them easily, and love their friends/families above most things; holding a high degree of loyalty for them. Foobers have no need to feel important, as they already are. Being a called Foober is the highest compliment a human can be called. It is the antonym to “Boofer” as that, is the lowest insult a human can be called. As they are total opposites, Boofers and Foobers are natural born enemies.
Jordan: Guys, I found someone that can potentially be a part of our close friend group. He seems like a Foober!
Eddie: Chris, thanks for paying for my food. I haven’t had a good meal in days, you’re truly a Foober.
Eddie: Chris, thanks for paying for my food. I haven’t had a good meal in days, you’re truly a Foober.
by FOOBONTOP February 25, 2024