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When you pick up a free hooker from Craig’s list, take her out to dinner and use a bogus name
Steve was cutting the grass and picked up a frooker off craig's list
Frooker by mike222 May 30, 2008
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shoken frooker 

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a dumb ass hoe upon their first visual encounter with BTS' Jeon Jungkook. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general jungshooken-ness, and can last up to 2089087685487345602943 hours. Symptoms include wide-eyed staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jungshook Effect when it happens to straight males and homosexual females, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Shoken Frooker specific to the dumb ass hoe subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf? You got me jungshook." but it is best if you wait a few hours to let their system recover before exposing him to the maknae again. Just tell the dumb ass hoe you'll explain later.
My dumb, bitch friend was shoken frooker for 12 centuries. We missed our lives.
shoken frooker by AandH.? May 31, 2018

Fookermooker 

To poo in a cup and dump it upon a potato and proceeding to throw said potato at a passing boat.
God dammit bobathan fookermookered me
Fookermooker by Juice master69420 October 31, 2022
combination of friend, booze, and loser.

that friend you have that you don't really like, but always buys the drinks.
fred: "dude, wanna hang out tonight?"
bill: "nah, i got plans with bobby."
fred: "ooh, the froozer. can i come?"
bill: "yah."
One who freely poops anywhere
The frooper took a dump in the park, he doesn’t care where he goes.
Frooper by Kyle6920 April 15, 2022
The nice way to call someone a fucker.
"Shut the fook up you fookin' fooker!" - Man yelling at his neighbor.
fooker by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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