Foobert 

it is like calling someone a fool but just in a nicer way.

1-heyy stop being a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert

Foobert by youareafoobertforreadingthis January 15, 2010

foobert 

another way of calling some retarded.

Tommy Blas is a foobert.

foobert by jencel April 12, 2010

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

Fookerty

A bunch of random events that turn out bad.

Some fookerty shit happened at the party last night. Ex. Jake went streaking last night. Tyler woke up with an ugly high school girl. Kyle got pantsed while doing a keg stand.

Fookerty by Olympus aka Ja-Ky January 20, 2009

Foober 

A hypothetical food delivery food service from the good people who gave you Uber.

Basically Uber Eats, but with a more creative name.

I'm too lazy to make dinner tonight, so instead, I'm going to spend 20 minutes scrolling through this menu on the Foober app and then wait an additional 40 minutes for someone to bring my food to me. #America

Foober by naveickel December 3, 2018

fobert

Commonly misconceieved as a simple mis-spelling of "Robert". Is actually a replacement for larger words when it is innapropriate to use the larger word or the word is too hard to pronounce.

1.He had a fault with his dioxynucleic acid.
He had a problem with his fobert.

2.Boy: Please play with my fobert.
Girl: Why do you always call your penis "fobert"?

fobert by Benjibum August 2, 2006

foodberty 

A period in ones life when changes occur his or her appetite or taste for food. From "food puberty".

He never used to eat cilantro, but since he hit foodberty, he loves the stuff.

foodberty by thrillkillbill June 18, 2009