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combination of friend, booze, and loser.

that friend you have that you don't really like, but always buys the drinks.
fred: "dude, wanna hang out tonight?"
bill: "nah, i got plans with bobby."
fred: "ooh, the froozer. can i come?"
bill: "yah."
Related Words
frooner Froner fooner froomer frowner flooner Foonergy froofer frooker froozer
The frooper took a dump in the park, he doesn’t care where he goes.
Frooper by Kyle6920 April 15, 2022
An erection caused by close contact or accidental sexual excitement from a strictly platonic friendship.
Kim: "Hey Alec, totally had fun tonight. I'll see you tomorrow, K"?

Alec: "Yep, see ya".

*Hug* - Kim's boobs press up against Alec's body and he gets a froner from the sensation of his friends awesome boobs touching him.
Froner by Bewtsie January 4, 2012
A generic term for a person who lives to create mindless, and redundant business processes.

Origin comes from combining the two words "Fucking Rohner"!
Our company uses project management professionals (PMP's) and all they do is create useless busy work tasks to make themselves look important.

God dammit, Frohner added another document to my list of deliverables!
frohner by reSDE-dOP March 28, 2004
A woman, usually unaccompanied, who adopts a frowning, angry or worried facial expression in an effort to discourage others nearby from approaching and/or commencing any verbal or visual contact with her. Most often seen in public areas.
"That woman has been a frowner for so long that she's developed permanent anger wrinkles."
frowner by Georg Znaeym May 28, 2006
A person who hangs out all day in the Safe Room. Can usually be found playing halo, making duct tape apparell, seeing who knows the most lord of the rings quotes, and looking like a complete freak in the eyes of his peers.
Angelo Tartanian is the king of the froomers. god what a freak.
froomer by S. Magid November 8, 2006