Francis'ed 

To be cannon rushed in sc2, and die from it.

Dude, can't believe you got francis'ed again after someone just did it to you five minutes ago.

Francis'ed by adsaz June 6, 2011

Neil Francis Edward 

The sexiest man alive

Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive

Neil Francis Edward by BIGMANDONTQUESTION November 19, 2020

FRANCOISED 

An all encompassing term used to describe an inconsiderate event that, most always, happens to an unsuspecting victim. These events can include, but are not limited to: Stealing another person's milk from the refrigerator to use in one's coffee; Stealing another person's plastic fork from the drawer in their cubicle; Splashing water on another employee and saying to him after, "it is only water"; Placing one's food in the microwave, uncovered; Removing one's hot, uncovered food from the microwave, only to leave the exploded remains behind, never to clean up; Placing one's body directly in the path of an ongoing conversation, without using the the phrase, "Excuse Me Please" and immediately speaking to one of the participants of that ongoing conversation; Failing to use common courtesy in restroom situations, such as failing to leave a buffer between one's self and another restroom participant, slamming the toilet seat down only to scare all other restroom participants, just plain making way too much noise in the restroom and disturbing other restroom participants; Leaving one's food particulate in the sink after rinsing one's dish; Placing one's food on top of another person's food so one does not have to wait in line for the microwave

Holy Shit!!! That mother fucker just francoised you!!!

I can not believe the amount times I have been francoised this morning.

If I get francoised one more time today, I am going to flip the fuck out.

You have just been francoised...

FRANCOISED by Detective L October 27, 2010

Franchised 

To be farted on in a creative fashion. Usually in the facial area.

I was walking by so and so and straight franchised them.

Franchised by K-Rocc November 3, 2009

Frančišek

A name often given to a male. He has deep beautiful brown eyes. He is very friendly and passionate. He loves music and is very artistic. He is not only very handsome, but smart as well. He knows more than it seems, he is the smartest in the room. His voice is so beautiful , it caresses your soul when he opens his mouth. If he loves you, you are the happiest person existing.

Frančišek is definition of perfection.

Frančišek by shadowtale November 21, 2021

Francisexual

Homosexuality pushed so far past maximum gayness that it stops being a sexual orientation and becomes a full-scale environmental hazard

There are two levels of gayness.

Homosexual: A man is attracted to other men.

That’s it. Clean. Elegant. Entire civilizations have handled it without emergency services.

Then there is Francisexual.

Francisexuality is what happens when homosexuality is pushed past the manufacturer’s limits.

A homosexual walks into a room and notices an attractive man.

Francis walks into a room and every shirt button within fifty feet becomes load-bearing.

A homosexual might go to Pride.

Francis arrives at Pride and the organizers hand him the keys. By noon, three floats have merged into one platform, a champagne fountain has replaced the mayor, and every traffic light says YAS.

Scientists classified Francis as homosexual, but that was like calling the sun “a lamp.”

During testing, researchers placed him in a room with six gay men, two disco balls, and decorative lemons.

Within eleven minutes, the lemons were a centerpiece, the disco balls were larger, four researchers changed outfits, and the building acquired a brunch menu.

The experiment ended when Francis looked through the observation glass and every man behind it crossed his legs.

Thus science established two categories:

Homosexual — attracted to men.

Francisexual — whatever the fuck Francis is doing.

Francisexuality is not contagious, but exposure may cause accessorizing, shirtlessness, dramatic entrances, and the belief that a normal-sized cocktail is “embarrassing.”

According to Francis, there is no problem.

Francisexual by Duncan Midikiner August 11, 2026

Eduardo Francais 

N. One who is Josh.
V. To act is if you are Josh.

Commonly used among those who are in contact with the one known as Josh.

Your dialect resembles that of Eduardo Francais.

Eduardo Francais by Josh April 24, 2004