Francais- a middle name for girls. Used as an extremely francophone form of the more common name Frances. People with this middle name tend to be know-it-alls, but also extremely cute.
"That Alison Francais Mulvale is one big pain in the ass, she thinks she knows alot about olde english."
"I agree but she is pretty cute"
"Here Here"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.