Flapdance 

N: in which a man's head is tucked into the largest flap of flabby skin on the loagiest, fattest hooker one can find. Once head is tucked, it is henceforth jiggled around in the flap. Flapdance.

Jay: Hey, my boy's having a bachelor party this friday, I want to play a prank on him.
Sam: Go give Fat Linda a call and get that man a flapdance.

Flapdance by Blumpking69 April 17, 2010

Gorilla Flashdance 

A commonly held, go-to sexual fantasy not admitted to by many.

Once I conjure up my Gorilla Flashdance fantasy, I’m hitting ecstasy in a matter of seconds!

Gorilla Flashdance by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

flap dance 

Flatulent lap dance

While receiving a lap dance you are farted on. Thus creating a flap dance.

flap dance by flappdance March 29, 2015

cleveland lapdance 

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

cleveland lapdance by osibisa October 20, 2007

Standing Lapdance 

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

Standing Lapdance by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

Flashdanced 

When you spill a beverage down your front side accidentally while drinking.

I was drinking water and it spilled down my face, neck, shirt and pants... I totally flashdanced myself.

She put her head back and I was pouring beer in her mouth but totally missed her mouth and flashdanced her!

Flashdanced by BK206 March 30, 2010

Lapdance  

A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.

There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.

In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.

There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.

"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"

" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."

Lapdance by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009